Monthly Archives: February 2012

Maus Verboomen

From Howard Divins
“There is no proof. The cats are generally lazy and sleep all day. I saw the parts and I suspect it was a spontaneous explosion of mouse. (Maus Verboomen in German.) I’ve heard that this happens often, but not usually in a kitchen. It is common in science labs, war zones, etc. I also have it on tape where the mouse admits to thoughts of suicide. Given the stresses the average mouse lives under, (mortgages, broken dishes, mousetraps) it isn’t at all a surprise. So the mouse exploded.”

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Niiiice.

“I’m in this race because I care about Americans,” Romney told CNN’s O’Brien Wednesday morning after his resounding victory in Florida on Tuesday. “I’m not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there.”

Hahaha! So wait! Logically, then: He’s concerned about Americans, but he’s not concerned about Very Poor. Ergo the Very Poor =/= Americans?! Wait, what??